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August 2, 2007

Whoopi Goldberg Gets To Be The View’s Angry, Paranoid One

If ABC was looking to “tone down” the crazieness of their headline-grabbing gab-fest (which is essentially WWE for bored housewives), they may have picked the world’s worst person for the job.

Who better to replace Rosie “Terrorists Are People, Too” O’Donnell than a woman who once declared fervently that “even Jesus was pro-choice”?*

I suppose I shouldn’t complain, as Whoopi will definitely keep daytime television interesting for several weeks before they’re forced to fire her.

More on my awkward love affair with The View here.

* Jesus was not actually pro-choice.

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